"Don't worry about it, Mommy!"
Heard coming from the bathroom:
"Emma! I need to go potty! Can you please move??"
While investigating my teeth:
"Oh, these teeth are shark and these are sharker."
We apparently need to enunciate "sharp" better.
Driving in the car one morning, Lily was looking for the sun (all said in 3 year old giggles):
"Oh, there it is! It's hiding behind the clouds! And the trees! And houses! How silly, it's hiding behind EVERYTHING!"
"Oh NOOOOOO! ZEKEY SLOBBERED ON ME!!!!!"
Watching Jesse tie his tie one morning:
"Daddy, that's a nice white tie, it matches your shirt!"
"Momma!!! Emma had a bless you on me!!!!!!"
Translation: Emma sneezed on me.
We fought colds a few weeks ago and Lily woke up sounding bad:
"Momma, I have a terrible cough."
After spending the evening with our friends, where Lily helped the 14 year old milk the cows, Jesse and I commented on the way home that she smelled like a cow.
"Oh yes, I helped Paul milk Queenie and Buttercup, that's why I smell like a cow a little bit."