Trying to convince Jesse to stay home from work today:
"But there are no toys at work!"
Me: I'm not sure what this boo-boo is from.
Lily: but you know everything about boo-boos!
Lily: Momma, I have a problem!
Me: what's your problem?
Lily : Emma!
Me: what's she doing?
Lily: she's sticking the duck in the toilet!
"Daddy, you're a big sangwhich!"
Lily: I want cheese!
Me: ...cheese doesn't go on waffles.
Lily: no! I just want cheese on my plate! That's why I was talking to you about cheese.
"Eat your deer, Emma, it's all shotted."
"Oh my goodness, Momma."
At Grandma and Grandpa's house, Lily saw a crack in the slide:
"Grandpa, you just need to glue it."
"Emma, don't break my doctor things glasses or I will be very sad and Momma will have to calm me down."
"Let's ride in the super duper cool cart!"