LEK gold 54

Emma: Wasp-es are the worst-est.
Kaylee: but bees are mean AND nice. They sting us which is mean, but they give us honey, which is nice!

Kaylee: oh look, that boy has a rollin' pad like we do!
Me: ...a skateboard?
Kaylee: yes, I wish we had our skateboard so we could practice with him and he could teach us things.

Kaylee: WE SHOULD HAVE A S’MORE NIGHT!
Me: yeah that's a good idea.
Kaylee: WE HAD ZERO S'MORE NIGHTS LAST NIGHT!
Me: ... That is true.

Emma: what IS shrimp?
Me: a type of sea food.
Emma: EW I'M EATING SEAFOOD?!
Lily: at least it isn't fish.

I was explaining what service dogs are.
Lily: DO THEY HAVE SERVICE BUNNIES??!

Kaylee: why doesn't Han use the forest?
Me: only Luke has the forest.

Emma: I wish we had magic toys, know why?
Me: Why?
Emma: They'd clean up the toy room for us.

Kaylee, after a loud motorcycle:
he scared my tummy!

Passing an apartment complex.
Lily: I want to live there! Then we can walk to our neighbor's house!
Emma: I don't want that, I don't want to be all friends and neighbors.

Emma: I want to be a vet pretty much because I can see a lot of baby deers and frogs and and go aww that's so cute!

Kaylee: the Joker and Cruella are similar, aren't they.
Emma: well, if Diana wasn't from Amazon, she wouldn't have super powers either, like Batman.

After the 1000th person told me, "oh, so momma gets all kinds of quiet time once school starts," this week,
Lily: why do they all think we won't be there?

Emma: and I was grumping at Mom because she wouldn't buy me a lunchable.
Jesse: well is that a good reason to be grumpy at Mom?
Emma: yes, it is because I wanted it.

Me: is that your feet that stink?
Kaylee: no, my feet smell like flowers!