Lily was looking at a coloring page, explaining who everyone was:
"this is me, and these are my grandparents...and this is my boyfriend that I will meet some day..."
Lily: Kaylee, you're going to have to learn to control yourself.
Lily: let's play fight sword!
Emma: what's fight sword?!
Lily: that's where we are knights and we swing our umbrellas at each other!
Lily: oh Emma, you're just being a silly goose.
Emma: ok, ok, chill down.
Lily: Kaylee is unpredictable.
Lily: we have bones inside our skin hands. But not in our cheekies. Everyone has bones. Except some people don't.
Me: what are those people called?
Lily: flat people.
while playing outside, Emma found a spider:
"GO AWAY SPIDER, I DON'T NEED YOU."
Lily: who is that lady with dark hair like Kaylee's daddy?
Me: you sure are talking a lot.
Lily: yes, girls talk a lot.
During Saturday morning Legos:
Lily: *points to a picture in the instructions* what's this mean?
Jesse: it means not to shoot people with the rocket.
*a few minutes later, Jesse of course shot me with the rocket to demonstrate to Lily how it worked*
Lily: DADDY! The instructions say not to shoot people and you shot Momma! Momma is people!