Emma opened a bedroom door for Kaylee:
"Oh hi, Kaylee, welcome to our party!...ok, bye! I love you too much!"
Lily: look, I ran my lip into Emma's head and soon it will be snore.
Lily: yes, snore.
Me to Jesse: ..? Sore?
(Emma was flailing around and trying to get her hair out of her face):
"COME ON HAIR!"
Emma: I very like Lily!
Lily: I'm waiting so hard!
Lily: can I call you, "Nanna?"
Emma: no, you're a banana!
Emma: I needed a tissue for my nose, it was freaking out.
--note, still laughing over this one--
Lily: it was right on the thing where you keep the things on!
--this conversation happened when I went to take Emma to the bathroom after she'd been asleep a few hours. I'm not sure if she ever woke up during this or not--
Emma: where is my kite?
Me: in the garage.
Emma: him snoozing.
Me: yes...he's snoozing.
Emma: yep. him snoozing.
Lily: no socks for you!
Lily: here, you make toast with this making machine.
--about the toaster--
--about Lex Luthor from Superman--
Lily: Lufer Lufer doesn't have any hair! Just a head.
Me: (wanting to confirm what she's saying for this posts sake) are you saying Lufer Lufer?
Lily: yes, when he was a baby, that's what his mommy named him. But this guy calls him Lex...