Emma: Diamond wanted the guinea pig toy, so Batman kindly gave it to her, then she didn't want it. So I gave it back to Batman. I thought that was nice.
Lily: EMMA HISSED AT ME!
Me: why?
Lily: well, I pulled her hair. But I was just sitting on it, so that technically isn't pulling it.
Kaylee: Momma, I want the show that starts with an, "m."
Me: ...ok, what's it about?
Kaylee: it has Pongo?
Me: 101 Dalmatians?
Kaylee: YES!
Lily: Emma, if you had one wish in the world, what would it be?
Emma: for a unicorn.
Lily: Momma, blueberry pie is delicious, right? I'm not much of a pie lover, I'm a chocolate cake lover.
Lily: do I need to write the mystery dot?
(a question mark)
Lily: can I have some of that tortilla chip sauce?
(salsa)
Lily: oh, what are those animals with tusk-es like elephants. Not seals, that live in Antarctica?
Me: walruses? I don't know if those are in Antarctica...
Lily: oh, well, one of the Arcticas...
Groot: I am Groot.
Emma: is his name Groot?
Lily: Emma, will you please move your face?
Me: Kaylee, where are your sisters?
Kaylee: playing on the trampoline with a wolf spider.
Me: ...well sure.
cup of joe: my ramblings as a wife and mom as I describe the adventures of my family.
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