Lily: is it a surprise!? YES, I guessed it right!
Emma: at my wedding, will they throw roses at me?
Me: yes, if you want them to.
Emma: how will they know I want them to?
Me: you can have someone hand out flowers.
Lily: oh! You can have a little helper!
Emma: yes, I'm going to have Poppo be my little helper.
Lily: Mom, your braid is out of this world.
Me: did you look for a slide?
Jesse: oh, no, I'll go do that now.
Emma: CAN I HELP!? Let's split up! I'll look over here...
Jesse: oh, I was just going to look online...
Emma: let's keep our eyes peeled wide open like a banana.
Emma: wouldn't it be fun if we had one of those things that people ding on so we know when someone's here?
Me: a doorbell?
Emma: yes, let's get a dinger so people can ding it.
Lily: listen to the queen of Africa!
Emma: WE ARE NOT FROM AFRICA!
Lily: Alexa (note: the Amazon Echo)!! Tell me a joke!
Alexa: why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Emma: ...ew. That's disgusting.
Kaylee: Momma, wipe my face careful, I fragile.
Jesse: still in the dark, Dad?
Dad Hildebrand: yep!
Emma: I'll turn on the light for you, Grandpa!
Lily: Mom, you're 29?
Lily: and soon you'll be 30. And then you'll be really old.
(Lily falls off a chair)
Me: are you ok?
Lily: yes, you know I fall a lot.
Lily: well, if I'm Violet, Emma is Dash, Kaylee is JackJack, you can be Elastagirl and Dad can be Mr. Incredible. But we'll call him Bob.