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Driving in Ohio-
Emma: So corn is the main food people grow here? There is corn for MILES

Emma: West Virginia is really popular, isn't it. Everyone lives there.
Me: I guess?
Emma: Everywhere we go, the West Virginia flag is the biggest.
Me: Well, in West Virginia it is, maybe.
Emma: No, we just passed that place back there and they had a big WV flag.
Me: I doubt that, we're in Michigan, they wouldn't have a West Virginia flag.
Emma: it was! It was a red and white flag with a blue corner with stars.
Me:  ok, that's the US flag, that's for our whole country.
Emma: OOOOOO

Listening to the Sound of Silence-
Kaylee: this is NOT silence. Silence is no one talking.

Me: Kaylee, I think you keep too much stuff. You should get rid of some of this.
Kaylee: what do you mean?
Me: All this stuff, you should get rid of it.
Kaylee: oh I thought you meant my clothes. Nope, I need all this. You have false in your mind.

Emma: why did they used to wrap people in white paper?
I launch into whole explanation about embalming and preserving mummies-
Lily: so what kind of spices did they use to embalm them? Like pepper?

Kaylee: DID YOU ORDER THAT THING FOR MY DOLL?
Me: no, is it your birthday or Christmas? No!
Kaylee: DID YOU TALK TO DADDY AND CAN YOU GET IT FOR ME?
Me: I'm not telling you what I'm getting you for your birthday!
Kaylee: NOOOOOO I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!!

Emma: Luke needs to be more careful in Return of the Jedi: first, he falls in the "ranker" pit, then he almost falls into the sarlac pit. He needs to be more careful.

Emma: pickles are actually cucumbers. When cucumbers die, they turn into pickles.

Lily has to write a paper on a historical person for school this year. I was explaining about the paper to Jesse's parents, and going through a list of examples.
Me: there were lots of people she could have picked. I told her there were female authors, like Jane Austen, or famous scientists, like Marie Curie, and famous queens and Princess Diana..
Lily: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME I COULD HAVE PICKED PRINCESS DIANA.
Me: no, not Wonder Woman, an actual princess from England.
Lily: oh. Ok, never mind.