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The older the kids get, the funnier they are 😂

Lily: what's the difference between a regular phone and a cell phone?
Jesse: well, these are cell phones, and regular phones are like what we have in the house.
Lily: is that the kind of phone they had way back in the day?
Emma: what did they play games on??

Kaylee: will all the kids from the first practice be at our practice tonight?
Me: Yes, they're on our team.
Kaylee: even that kid that didn't want to play?
Me: Yes, even if he chooses not to play, he's still on our team.
Kaylee: he was awful.

Kaylee: ILOVEYOUANDILIKEYOUANDSMELLMYBREATH
Me: wait what? No!

Kaylee: UGH I'm tired, that's why I'm having a sassy pants.

Kaylee: I know about Adam and Eve, they ate bad fruit. Do you think it was not done raspberries?

Lily: how do I know when to use "hashtag" in a sentence?

Lily: oh look it looks like he just got back from snowing the cloud!
Kaylee: oh yes the snow cloud went by.
(snow plow)

Kaylee, standing on the bathroom scale: look, momma, one foot costs the same height as the other foot.
Me: ... Good?

Emma: season salt..is it an important season like fall or winter?
Me: What do you think?
Emma: I was just playing with you.

Emma: I have a new Minecraft world, it's called Emma excited sign!
Me: Excited sign 😂
Emma: Yes! Like this !

Me: know what would be good?
Emma: a Pixel 3?
Me: ....?
Emma: yes, it has 7 hours of battery life off a 15 minute charge, you should get one.
Me: Well, I certainly agree!

Emma: should I change my last name when I get married?
Me: You can do whatever you want, but you don't have to decide right-
Emma: should I change it to Cookie Queen?
Me: yes absolutely.

Emma: olives are delicious, you with me, Mom?